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Bloomer

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

"After getting married he became a Bloomer."

by Le Cringe February 28, 2019

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bait

To be bait means that it is obvious that you are doing somthing that you shouldn't be doing. When Someone tells you to "stop being so bait" it means to be more SECRETIVE in what you are doing.

"Oi luke man stop being so bait"

by Cris1576 December 5, 2005

2408πŸ‘ 1452πŸ‘Ž


Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

by Sickomonster July 14, 2021

1035πŸ‘ 635πŸ‘Ž


OTPHJ

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?

by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004

2420πŸ‘ 641πŸ‘Ž


Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 6, 2007

1330πŸ‘ 465πŸ‘Ž


🀌

Italian Hand Gesture

*Two Italian man arguing

Marco :🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌!!!!!???
Giuseppe :🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌🀌!!!!!!

by Kayu Berkarat March 5, 2021

4328πŸ‘ 319πŸ‘Ž


Ecoanxiety

Ecoanxiety is the fear of ecological and environmental disasters

No thanks, I don't want to go to china I have ecoanxiety.

by Technology69420 March 5, 2021

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