Shrigma male

Shrigma male, also known as Shrigmus, is a male person that just doesn't care, and eats shrooms all day.
It's a rarest male type that exists.

Dude you're just cringe and don't talk to anyone.
I don't talk to anyone because I'm a shrigma male.

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Pspspsps

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.

Pspspspsps her kitty kitty

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gay cold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.

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Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

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😅

An embarrassed smile.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

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Firecracker Fart

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"

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