paypig

In the realm of BDSM, a paypig is a submissive, almost always male, who has consented to financial servitude towards his Mistress. Term used in a derogatory/humiliating light, usually by Mistresses.

My paypig bought me a $500 pair of heels today after I demanded him to.

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Foodie call

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

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fielding season

The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.

What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!
YASSSSSS QUEENNNNN!!!

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coask

A.k.a. "co-ask". It's a frequent word on Chinese forums, which is usually used individually to express that one's question is the same as the former questioner's.

- What's the meaning of "niubility"?
- Coask.

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thirstposting

Posting on social media simply to get likes and reacts.

Bitches be thirstposting.

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hydt

How You Do That

" lil mama How You Do That ? " ~ OHNO - HYDT'

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Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"

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