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An accurate way to respond to anything... must be said in a low pitched voice
“Shit dude somebody just robbed my house”
“Ok den what”
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Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.
My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.
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A lack of faith in humanity, or people in general.
Giving up on all humans, or groups of people, for perceived slights or injustices committed by a few.
Lacking confidence in the future of humans because of an event, directly affecting their life or not, despite any positive response that happened.
Note: This is not limited to any particular political group, affiliation or generation.
Doomer: I just lost faith in humanity because someone hit a child walking down the street and just drove off. Nevermind the dozen people that stopped to check on them, and that called the police while doing everything they could to help the person in need. That one human who hit them makes everyone bad in my eyes.
Normal people: Ok doomer.
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To provide a problem so interesting and difficult that the target is compelled to cease whatever they are doing (eating, reading, walking) in order to think about it.
Most effective on math professors, science majors, and similar.
Term coined by Randall Munroe, author of the webcomic XKCD.
"I started thinking about the effective resistance of an infinite network of resistors, but then I realized I had self-nerd-sniped."
"My friend totally nerd-sniped me! He suggested this problem and next thing I knew I was late to class!"
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When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.
We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.
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A spicy Italian sausage. Tony wants it but can't have it.
Tony: Who ate all the gabagool?
Wife: No more gabagool for you, the doctor said it's bad for you.
Tony: I don't give a f...!!!
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A phrase to use when you lack an adjective in your conversation.
Derived from the shortcut key for the thesaurus in a microsoft word document.
person 1: and thats what temporal summation is...
person 2: ok i get the meaning but put it into context its just so..... shift F7
The book itself was an anecdotal account of the trials and tribulations of the dpression. Harsh, Oblique, Shift F7 and somewhat beautiful in its portrayal.
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