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the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag
McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster
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(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
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The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
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Verb: Downgraded; demoted; dumped; No longer of significance.
My girlfriend pluto'd me.
Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
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An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
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"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"
Night = Yard.
Don't ask me, ask Apple.
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A phrase used to describe something that is great in the same manner as the use of the words cool, deadly, savage and super.
Mr D..."meet you for coffee at five?"
Ms C..."coola boola!"
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