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marry the ketchups

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle

Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.

by kbaderak September 30, 2011

2526๐Ÿ‘ 369๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe!

What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*

by hi-hat October 13, 2010

7189๐Ÿ‘ 799๐Ÿ‘Ž


state raised

Term used to describe an individual who spent the greater part of their childhood in some form of government funded situation (Foster care/Welfare/Juvenile Detention Centers) and as an adult in prison and/or jail adjusts to their plight shockingly easy often seeming to thrive whilst incarcerated . Usually, but not necessarily used as an insult.

Hey man you see that dude eatin' everybody green beans in the chow hall?

Shit... I saw That State raised motherfucker eating straight out the garbage last week.
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You think Ray Ray said anything to the Guards about us gambling?

Naw Ray Ray been in & out since we was kids he's state raised fo real, ain't no snitch in em

by YellowTail98 November 13, 2016

799๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


BTO

Bathroom Time Off - Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.

Damn! I've got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.

I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!

Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would've use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.

by Enema Dreams November 18, 2015

1818๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


doge

A very popular meme of a Shiba Inu dog with a strange look on his face. It went viral all over the internet. Now Doge is a dog meme. Most pictures of Doge are accompanied by words, usually the following: so, very, wow, much, such, and many.

Wow. Such Doge.

by RedLightningStrike March 18, 2017

1789๐Ÿ‘ 366๐Ÿ‘Ž


Take him out

To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.

"Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out." President George W Bush.

by Colby Gutierrez-Kraybill August 24, 2005

1800๐Ÿ‘ 347๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 3, 2019

2105๐Ÿ‘ 350๐Ÿ‘Ž