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When all you need to get better is time in your bed.
After 12 hours of bedicine my sickness for work had left.
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n. Excessive abuse or criticism
A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.
Dwight: Three demerits and you will receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt: in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: ..... That is correct.
Jim: Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.
Dwight: What's a dis- ... what's that?
Jim: Oh, you don't wanna know.
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Positive: They're gonna have fireworks AND barbeque, AYFKM?
Negative: You started today and you're telling me what to do? AYFKM?
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An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.
We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."
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Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT)
Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.
'I have enough of the gas lighting and reverse narratives... ITMFA !'
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A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.
"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"
"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."
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When a male dresses better than everyone around him
Girl#1:Look Derrick is a slay King
Girl#2: Yass he is cute as fuck slayyyy king!!!! All the way
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