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Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex
I won't see her for a month. It's a good thing she's comfortable with robocoitus.
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When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger
John: What are you doing on Tinder, Jason, I thought you had a girlfriend?
Jason: Yeah dude, but she’s been pissing me off today, im just cooling off with some rageswiping.
John: I gotcha man, we’ve all been there.
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Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
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A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
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What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot
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the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
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Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.
I can't afford to buy groceries or gasoline because of Trumpflation.
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