darkout

a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse

don't be a darkout


Tom is such a fucking darkout since he discovered masturbation

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pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

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Gundamentalism

The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.

Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by letting you stroke long hard objects and make loud noises while fantasizing about killing your enemies.

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nr = nt

no reply = no thanks

/me trading legit windforce clean no socket, no noob offers
nr = nt /m *Pepsi_Corp

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Nend Sudes

Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchanged

Send Nudes
Nend Sudes

Nend Sudes
K
(receives nudes)

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bruv

A word used by mainly South Londoners. It's the shorter version of 'bruvva' which is a slang variation of 'brother'

Ez mate. You alright, bruv?

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gang gang

A term when you and your gang chillin

You already know, squad yells, Gang Gang, we in this bitch

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