Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

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micropretension

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

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Boxset Boyfriend

A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"

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immigrant

What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.

A: Dude, I fuckin hate them immigrants!
B: Well whaddaya think your great great great grand father was?

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i'm so down

I'll do whatever. I'm ready to do whatever you suggest. Let's get together and do something.

One person says, "sup" the other says, "I'm so down" ... meaning, I'm ready to do whatever, or let's get together.

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Shitcoin

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam

My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.

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caught lacking

Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

Hey how did Johnny? die I heard he was caught lacking

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