murdered out

When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels. The window tint should also be really dark and other aftermarket accessories such as black taillight covers etc. should aid in blacking out the ride.

That escalade is truly murdered out man.

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brain boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.

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Girther

Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government

Look at him chow down, now way he weighs an ounce under 239, Have you read any of the Girther blogs?

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executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.

"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”

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Cancel Items

A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.

Scott bought his fleshlight with his Mom's credit card by mistake, so as a result he quickly clicked the Cancel Items button.

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Chankle

Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.

My chankles won't fit in ski boots!

I am so ashamed of my chankles.

I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!

I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.

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trump anthem

A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.

Hey man, you turned Nelly's "Country Grammar"into a real Trump anthem at the bar last night.

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