pop a socket

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.

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nuclear button

a micropenis

Donald Trump tweeted about the size of his nuclear button

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catch the ones

You and someone are having beef so you want to fist fight to settle out the differences.

Hey Dom if you have a problem you can catch the ones.

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Brand Dropping

Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.

Jon: Dude! Watch it, if you spill that drink on my $ 350 Zegna shirt I'm gonna lose it.

Dave: Stop brand dropping Jon. No one cares what kind of shirt that is.

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tw/s*

trigger warning: suicide
the tw means trigger warning and is used for anything the could trigger someone (ex. self harm, eating disorders etc) and the / is to indicate what the trigger warning is about. the s* stands for suicide, it could also be written out s**cide

tw/s* logan paul posted an up close video of a man that hung himself.

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skeeve

verb 1. to cause disgust (in someone). 2. +that: to be disgusted by (something)

From Italian schifo (pron. 'skI:fo

1. Seeing guys spit on the sidewalk skeeves me. 2. Guys putting their hands all over you, I skeeve that.

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come heavy

To walk in carrying a loaded weapon. From The Sopranos

You shouldn't have lunch with a Russian drug dealer unless you come heavy.

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