shit-hole

The 45th President of The United States of America - Donald J. Trump

"Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.

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Shithole

Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.

I see Trump’s shithole is at it on Twitter again.

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cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".

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beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.

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hodl

An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.

- BTC is trading over $300 today, I'm thinking about selling...
- HODL!!!1!1ONE

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stable genius

What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.

The president, despite evidence to the contrary, tweeted confirmation that he is in fact a stable genius.

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The 11th Hour

Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.

Right before a deadline.

I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before it is due.

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