texaboo

Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.

Look at Ahmed... he thinks he's a Texan because he moved to America from (insert country name here)-stan a year ago, but he's really just a Texaboo.

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Tragedeigh

(Pronounced: tragedy)

When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Student 1: My name is Wednesdeigh.
Student 2, under their breath: That’s a real tragedeigh right there.

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Flyfucking

(Danish expression)

Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

'You've spent all day flyfucking, can you do something meaningfull now?'

or

'I'm in the flyfucking phase of tuning this machinery, polishing up every little crappy detail'

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Fuckarounditis

"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!

Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.

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bin chicken

Australian slang for the ibis, a bird that common dwells in urban environments and is known to eat out of bins, ruin picnics, smell bad, and just generally cause a nuisance.

'A fucking bin chicken just stole my fucking sandwich right out of my hands.'

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Vagueing

Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.

"Lindsay just tweeted 'no tears left to cry over you b'"

"OMG no way, she's totally vagueing about Connor"

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Purple Pilled

To be neither Optimistic (Blue Pilled) or Pessimistic (Red Pilled), but to see things for what they are and accepting it. To be a Realist, to live in the Gray rather than the Black or White.

"Man, philosophy really makes you Purple Pilled, doesn't it?"

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