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When a person laughs so hard they fart simultaneously and/or a person notorious for doing so.
Bro1- "Hahahahahahaha"*farts noisily*
Bro2- "Dude did you just do some laughfarter?"
Bro1- "Yeah."
Bro2- "Again, seriously?"
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When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.
Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"
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A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.
"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."
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"All But Dissertation" -- someone who is working on a PhD, and has completed all requirements except the dissertation.
"I passed my prelims last week, so now I'm ABD."
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A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.
YOU ARE A GROUPLE IF...
you count your weekly/daily anniversaries
you have picture(s) of yourselves kissing posted on Facebook/Myspace
your last text message is from your significant other
your phone background is their face
your significant other's name is saved as something other than their name listed on their birth certificate in your phone book(ie baby, boo, my honeybun hotcakes...)
you see their family more than you see your own
you're planning to attend the same college/university
you have more of their clothes in your closet than you do your own (for girls mostly..)
you wear themed Halloween costumes (plug and outlet anyone?)
you've decided your children's names
you said "I love you" two weeks into your relationship
you plan your daily outfits to match
you feed each other
you text them right after you get off the phone with them
if you've broken up and gotten back together within 24 hours
if you've broken up and gotten back together at least twice
if you can't go out in public without each other
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on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest
Ew! I just found a witch hair growing under my chin!
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The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.
Person 1: My fat ass cat stole my chicken nuggets.
Person 2: Put him in air jail.
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