Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

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S can

Shit can

Can you please put this trash in the s can?

Basic science bitch

A woman who likes soy lattes, rose gold, and Hello Kitty, and loves all things STEM.

Veronica: Can we work on our submission to Nature over lattes at Starbucks after yoga? I'll pick you up in my Mini Cooper.
Christen: Totes! Being a basic science bitch is the best.

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