valxanax

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days

Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

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Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

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Cuzurnot

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki

Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.

Textalacio

text a lay she oh
Texting while getting a blowjob.

Just for kicks, I will textalacio you later.
Textalacio baby, don't hate my friends. LOL

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