Astrueurnot

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;

The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.