Cuzurnot

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki

Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.