Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

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