Todd Howard

Todd Howard is also known as the god of lies.
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

Skyrim has infinite quests (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)

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BTS

Bill Nye the science guy

Intellectual: What are your thoughts on BTS?
Normie: I think they're a pretty good band
Intellectual: I said BTS Bill Nye the science guy
Normie: Oof

OwO

IT'S A DECLARATION OF WAR FROM FURRIES AND WEEBS WE GAMERS MUST DEFEAT THEM BEFORE THEY GROW TOO STRONG GODSPEED!

OwO what is this?

Danskjävlar

What us Swedes call Danish people because nobody likes them.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.

Postnord: We lost your package.
Swede: DANSKJÄVLAR!

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Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...