Potato eaten by a hillbilly that has been run over by a purple bus on some country highway.
Hillbilly 1 - Oh my diddly dong dang I be eaten the best pertahterh yesterday and it so scumptious I be like, woah.
Hillbilly 2 - Mmmm, Mmmmm, dat sound gerhd
Hillbilly 1 - Yes it do
Also referred to as as Donald Dump, he is a walking and talking pig wearing a toupee.
Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?
Person 2. No Idea
Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump
Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright
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