Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Moomb

The male equivalent of a woman's womb. Where the "hetus" gestates for nine months during male pregnancy.

Doctor: Judging by the cobwebs inside your moomb, you have a nasty case of syphilis.

Stewart: Fuck.

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