Jobtown

Jobtown is a place that paid firefighters are well aware of. Some may work near a jobtown and frequent via mutual aid, some may actually work in jobtown, and look down on surrounding towns. Jobtowns are normally very busy with fire calls. Jobtowns are normally big city's. Most jobtowns have 5 or more fire departments within their city limits. Volunteer fire departments want to be considered jobtown, and alot claim that they are. Jobtowns do not exist in voluntary rural towns. Jobtown cannot exist in these locations, as most Volunteers boast about being above their states legal alcohol consumption limit, and driving to emergencies heavily intoxicated. If they do reach their destination to said emergency, that emergency usually results in a standing foundation only, and possibly loss of life. The usual attack for these responders if they make it to the scene is a well know term called "HIHFTY". Defensive attacks, some also call it a party, usually the 21 year old Chief will bring coolers with alcoholic beverages. Selfies and tiktoks will also certainly be made while someones personal belongs go up in flames.

I heared jobtown had a real banger last night.
You see that guy? He works in jobtown.
I got a buddy who works over in jobtown

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