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Grove-shafter freeway

Freeway in the San Francisco Bay area connecting the Oakland berkeley area to the walnut creek area.

Grove-shafter freeway is the way I get from Oakland to visit my brother in walnut creek.

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021


Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021


Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021


Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.

If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021


San francentric

Things that are native only to san Francisco and immediate surrounding environs. Due to such factors as climate. Both social and meteorological. Geography and social mores.

San Fransisco s sourdough bread is unbeatable better than oakland s!, it's gotta be the weather. I'd say that's pretty san francentric wouldn't I you say?

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021


Eraserhead

When a woman uses the rubber eraser on the end of an old pencil to stimulate her clit.

Jill: I did eraserhead on myself last night. It was fun!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021


From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

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