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2 finger tango

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina to promulgate pleasure.

I did the 2 finger tango on myself then I marinated a steak in my own personal juices!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

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Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!

I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021


Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021


Four on the floor

Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.

Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

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Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 12, 2021


Summer of '42

A term used to describe a wild 😜 summer.Can apply to both men and women.The origins of this term come from an old coming of age movie 🎥 of the same title.

Man my Summer of '42 was definitely the summer of '83! I smoked pot for the 1st time got laid went to concerts and was drunk most of the time!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021


Aluminum overcast

The shadow cast by a large jumbo jet coming in for a landing.

Hey let's go to the park by the in an out burger.we could catch some great aluminum overcast if we time it right.

by 4realazitgits March 13, 2021