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1. An inversion of the old school saying soup to nuts
Complete satisfaction with somethingâ¦
2. To pose as a question: nutta soup?
(Another soup?)
How was the buffet? Nutta soup! Or waiter to customer : nutta soup? (Another soup?)
A practice common among well heeled women who typically shop at Nordstroms. Here's how it works: a woman will bring a plethora of clothes into the women's ð¼ changing room get naked and jill herself off secretly hoping to get caught
I did some
Nordstrumming today at the downtown store. I almost got caught. That's half the fun!
Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love ð eggs!
The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.
Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!
When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.
Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining
When a celebrity may or may not embarass themselves by belching loudly in publicâ¦
Man
I was in Luna last nite. An I saw carrot top over in the corner? He let out a celebribelch that would tear wallpaper off the walls!
Hella but even better. Hella x2. A form of superlative. A nod of approval
To something to
That's cool on fleek the best.
Jason: let's go check out that new craft brewery that just opened.
Scott: more hella!