anal speedbump

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

Idear

A concept from a person or group with a complete lack of imagination or the diametric antonym of a sound idea or concept.

I have a great idear, you hold the firework over your head and I'll load the shell and light it.

Here's my idear, if we paint them yellow, people might be less likely to crash into them. Genius right?