jean jamming

Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.

Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"

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throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

Hometown

Romantic interest (generally a girlfriend, but can be a boyfriend) from one's hometown. Often used by someone in college who is away from said romantic interest. See also Hometown Honey.

Speaker 1: "Dude, you hookin' up with that Chi-O this weekend?"

Speaker 2: "Can't do it man, my Hometown is coming in."

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Underduded

When a chick steadily dates a dude that is not as attractive as she is.

Dude, what is Lisa doing with that dork? She is so underduded.

Bubblegrunge

A label rock critics used in the mid-90s to describe a genre of music which was a poppier (“bubblegum”) version of the harder sound of the alternative/grunge genre which had prevailed in the early 90s. Representative groups include Collective Soul, Bush, Third Eye Blind, and Matchbox Twenty.

"In college, I really liked Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains, but later stuff like Everclear was just too bubblegrunge for me."

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Overduded

When a chick dates a dude that is more attractive than she is and could get better.

How'd Jen score that studly dude Matt? She is overduded!

Buddy Fucker

noun: A dude who fucks a chick that his buddy had sex with earlier, generally without said buddy's permission.

Dude, I can't believe Dave did Amanda just a week after she and Ron hooked up. He is such a buddy fucker.

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