ViVy

A hairy dude who fails to be capable of bathing. Usually looks like a yeti and tends to smell like one too. He also enjoys the thrill of getting hit by paint- balls in the nuts and loves being spanked by a monkey. He tends to wreak of stale bear and also sheds like a hound. Tends to never brush his teeth, and also is known as the man with a "little man".

From the looks of it he is a Vivy..
Wow! He's so morbidly hideous! he must be a Vivy!
Could you please bathe, you remind me of a Vivy.
Dude! Go brush your teeth, you're turning into a Vivy!
Wow what's that smell? Is there a Vivy near by?

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ViVy

noun. a female's hairy bunghole infamous for it's putrid scent of tamarind and curry.

verb. - to stuff a durian up their rectum.

Vivy's are usually of various descents. Sometimes they're found squatting, trying to mask the odor by perfuming said putrefying anus with bunches of Lilies. If such methods do not work, they will usually switch to a method of jamming a durian into the rectum.

Trevor: Whooo! Just got out of my yoga class today but it was totally ruined by this mystery stench emanating from somewhere in the back of the room.

Jen: Oh yeah, you just got Vivy'd by Vivy. She's been trying to fix her IBS by using Lily flowers. Hasn't been working so she got a durian instead! Hooray!

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HoseDowner

A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.

A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.

"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"

"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."

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