kanakas

Kanakas is a religion, where Kanakas the allgod, is THE GOD OF EVERYTHING!!, in Kanakas, Taco tuesday is EVERYDAY!!, Penguins are worse than the Devil himself, Where Valera is legal, and Where Rape is sacred, Varpisauri is the god of punishment, Drugs are good, and where prayers end with a loud "YEEET", or "YEEA BOIIIIIIIII"

"PRAISE THE KANAKAS!! OR YOU SHALL GET CONSTANTLY EATEN BY VARPISAURI FOR ALL OF ETERNITY"