oagina

Odorous vagina. Like a vintage wine that has gone really bad.

Your mum just walked by! I can smell an oagina!

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vandwich

Vagina sandwich. When her flaps are so long they look like a tuna sandwich from ASDA meal deal aisle.

I munched on her vandwich. It was very fishy!

eagina

Easy vagina. A girl that spreads her legs for anyone who gives her an ounce of attention.

Kim is such an eagina! She slept with half of L.A.!

zanus

Zealous anus. Full of passion and will to be devoured.

You have one hell of a zanus! It squirts whenever I lick it!

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Slovagina

Slovenian vagina. The Melania of the vaginas. The one that loves to be grabbed by the pussy.

Grab them by the slovagina!

iagina

Incestuous vagina. When your mum is so slutty she lets you slip it in.

My mum has the juices iagina! I went dry on her for 3 hours when dad was away for the weekend!

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Gypoland

Known also as Poland. The land of Polish Gypos. Peasants from their shithole country.

My mum got a new plumber to unclog her pipes, he’s Eastern European. Probably from Gypoland.