Rodeo fuck

The rodeo fuck is when your women of the evening gets on top to bang you, you strap in look her right in the eyes and tell her she's the ugliest girl you have ever fucked! Then you try and hold onto her for 8 seconds while she tries to get off.

Last night I wasn't able to complete the rodeo fuck with the woman twice my size.

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whaledog

A female so irritating and unattractive (possibly out if shape) they are comparable to an ugly mix of whale and dog.

Joe: hey Steven I'm kinda feeling that girl I've there should I talk to her?
Steven: I don't know man she's kind of a whaledog...