whaledog

A female so irritating and unattractive (possibly out if shape) they are comparable to an ugly mix of whale and dog.

Joe: hey Steven I'm kinda feeling that girl I've there should I talk to her?
Steven: I don't know man she's kind of a whaledog...

whaledog-tastic

it is a combination/mixture of punk-comfortable-skater-TOMBOY with a twist of Bright colors/strange sweaters/ and children print vests...
Along with the fact that you are (small enough) "cough" i mean cool enough to still shop in the boy department for swimming trunks!

Orgin- louisville highland slang

juno is whaledog-tastic.