Testidium

A condition where your scrotum can’t support the weight of your testicles and they fall out of your sack and all over the floor.
This condition happens in men who don’t exercise their gooch muscles enough. It is important to check up on your homies and remind them to do gooch pooching exercises to make sure their gooch is strong enough to carry their testicles.

Tyrone: Yo Billy! Did you do your daily gooch pooching yet? You gotta be on top of that shit unless you wanna contract testidium!