library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.

Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?

Nematode

A small, multi-cellular organism that eats and shits out of both it’s mouth and it’s anus. Thus “nematode” is an insult for a person who is profoundly idiotic; a person that a) everything that comes out of their mouth is utter bullshit or b) talks out their ass or c) both.

You’re gonna wave the flag of the losing side of a treasonous war and call it patriotic? That’s pretty fucking stupid, you nematode headass.

go full bull

Just rage, go absolutely apeshit. Shake face angry, ready to roll heads.

I thought for a minute someone stole my Xbox and I was about to go full bull.