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nematode

When you are so fucked up and inebriated that you no longer have control of your arms and legs and you have to slither around on the floor to move.

Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.

by The-Motivator July 16, 2018

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nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).

That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes

by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010

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nematode

a fancy posh word, used by elitist ugly pricks.

An example of these people... Charles.

Pass me some more of that Nematode

by Jonathan Alph July 1, 2006

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Nematode

noun:
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.

ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:

a worm
adjective: Nematodic

Showing signs of low intelligence.

"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."

"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."

"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."

by DizzytheLizzy February 11, 2020

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Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.

Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.

by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018


Nematode

Another word for the racist term "Nigger" Can be used to not get into trouble, or get your ass kicked by a bunch of black people.

Larry called Jamal a Nematode because he stole his lunch money.

by RogersBAMF January 16, 2011

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Insipid Nematode

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream

Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.

by captain_is_king June 5, 2018