Juicy Lucy

Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)

Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.

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137

1) One more than 136.
2) ROUNDED OFF inverse of the fine structure constant (0.007297351 +/- 0.000000006), which is a product of two physical constants and measures the strength with which subatomic particles interact with one another and with light. Appreciated by physicists but not physicians.

The room number for the lounge in the Physics department is 137, in honor of the fine structure constant.

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seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

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retroblivious

Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.

"That dude is still wearing Levi jeans? I guess he's retroblivious.

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master debater

A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.

The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.

Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.

Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.

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nom de blog

Pseudonym used by an author of a blog.

My real name is Sam. Online, folks know me by my nom de blog, Frankenchrist.

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astronomer

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

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