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The coolest website in the world that provides hours of fun, just like your mom.
-Hey how come you didn't come to grandma's funeral?
-I was busy playing Neal.fun
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When someone has really REALLY nice curtains, they are officially dubbed a Kuttro Gug.
Person 1: Look at Jimmy over there he's such a Kuttro Gug.
Person 2: Yeah I love his flower curtains.
Person 1: mmmmhmmm
It's just like lipstick, but for your nipples.
N: Hey is that guy over there wearing Nipstick?
W: ...the hell is nipstick?
A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
Gonna be honest, it's literally just a vibrator, but powered by a motor. Like you have to start it like a mower and it goes like "NYENYENYENYENYEEH"
"Have you heard of a motor-powered vibrator?"
"Yeah I have one"
Eswatini, officially the Kingdom of Eswatini and formerly named Swaziland; officially renamed in 2018), is a landlocked country in Southern Africa. It is bordered by Mozambique to its northeast and South Africa to its north, west, south, and southeast. At no more than 200 kilometres (120 mi) north to south and 130 kilometres (81 mi) east to west, Eswatini is one of the smallest countries in Africa; despite this, its climate and topography are diverse, ranging from a cool and mountainous highveld to a hot and dry lowveld.
-hey did you just copy that whole paragraph of Eswatini from Wikipedia?
-yeah...
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A cool nickname for your friend, Aiden.
-yo what's up Aid's?
-I hate you