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When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
When a desperate individual in need of a wank resorts to jerking off in a porta-potty.
Bro, I haven't beat my meat in like two weeks! I guess I'll just have to do The Dirty Ulman.
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An exclamatory word used by people who are looking to get their point across in a frustrated, yet humorous way.
You tell them I dont give a BumDiddy-PorkFuck how much it costs! My shipment of Scandanavian rat porn better be here by the end of next week or so help me fuck!