Reverse Heimlich

Akin to it's counterpart, the standard Heimlich Maneuver, the Reverse Heimlich is also administered to handle undesirable blockages... but not of the throat or airway. The intended purpose of this unique maneuver is to relieve blockage of the bowls by turning the afflicted upside down, and squeezing their stomach in the same motion as the Standard Heimlich, but in the direction of the anus instead- with the desired result being relief from extreme bouts of constipations.

Following a pizza binge, Sam hadn't defecated in weeks! Luckily, John was able to apply the Reverse Heimlich and things proceeded smoothly.

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