Pickle

A green fruit whose migratory habits often cause it to move from a Big Mac to the roof of your local McDonalds.

I flung a pickle at the pimply faced slave behind the Mc Counter and it stuck to her face.

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Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

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ambulance chaser

A lawyer who looks out for accidents or incidents in which he can help someone sue for his own gain

When I got into the brawl at the pub the ambulance chasers came out after me

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McDonalds

Synonym for "cardboard". Also a convenient place to use their toilet when no public alternative exists.

I'm going to give them back some of their McNuggets

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uav

Urban Assault Vehicle. See SUV

I nearly got run over by a UAV weilding crazy bitch.

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SUV

See UAV. A vehicle used by rich single mothers to take control of the road. Rarely used off road.

The single mother next door likes to go shopping in her SUV.

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Werribee

A location in Melbourne Australia where shit gets sent for reprocessing; aka 'shit farm'.

I'm going to send a fax to Werribee

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