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Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.
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The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
My cock hurts bad, itâs a damn roasted marshmallow.
Synonym for philosophy.
I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.
That on which real men eat their steak.
Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.
A bowl whose sum of itâs parts make it really super duper.
Tom Bradyâs mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Bradyâs dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesnât he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.