Cockswab

when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult

"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"

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The Jorgensen Principle

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.

We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

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