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The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!
This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
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A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab
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when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"
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The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.
Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..
When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
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