Kissmas

When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.

"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"

Ball-cramp

When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls

"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"

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