Ostinelli

a fruity don who looks like a rat and a mix of dobby and creature.

if you ever see him, run. he longs for penis

Is that Ostinelli?
Yeah! That little rat!

appiah

The Greatest Alpha of all time. All hail the mighty apple crumble. Winner of Alpha of the Year 2016, 2017, 2018. He flips desks on a daily to assert his dominance and loves a good bowl of crimble crumble. The don also loves a good row. His signature move is whistling through his teeth. Unfortunately in the last couple years he has gone under the radar.

Is that the Lord Alpha Appiah?
It sure is! Hey apple crumble!

john fisher

a school of alpha males where the teachers force you to do pe and every couple of years a registered sex offender joins the long list of names of students from the school typically known as the owners of Purley they walk around like proper solid lads. also noted their headteacher looks like a hedgehog

Girl 1: “is that a John fisher lad”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s”

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