appiah

The Greatest Alpha of all time. All hail the mighty apple crumble. Winner of Alpha of the Year 2016, 2017, 2018. He flips desks on a daily to assert his dominance and loves a good bowl of crimble crumble. The don also loves a good row. His signature move is whistling through his teeth. Unfortunately in the last couple years he has gone under the radar.

Is that the Lord Alpha Appiah?
It sure is! Hey apple crumble!

Appiah

An overrated Portuguese footballer often rated for winning the Champions League four times with Real Madrid. He was signed by Juventus to help them do same and with his help they’ve lost their domestic title and are on the verge of qualifying for the Europa league.

Juventus have been to the finals twice this last decade. Thanks to Appiah, they’ve now qualified for the Europa league