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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 7, 2022


horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 3, 2018


clintessential

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.

He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.

by AmadeuS469 June 28, 2018


Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019


Kachoonablast

When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.

Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.

by AmadeuS469 June 20, 2016


zoolenial

People born on the cusp between Millennials & Zoomers.

Our Zoolenial company CTO still has a Gen 2 iPod Nano.

by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2023


Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020