Vonfomms

It is another word for condoms when someone has repeatedly been shown advertisements of condoms on social media and has grown to be annoyed by the repetition of those particular ads.

Person 1: “I keep getting ads for condoms and I never even looked that up.”
Person 2: “Same here dude”.
Person 1: “You don’t even need vonfomms!”

Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

Exoticism

It is the religion of for those who worship the gay redneck Lord and Savior, Joe Exotic, also known as “the Tiger King”. Those who practice this religion will also dedicate their souls to the true God by proclaiming that Carole Baskin is a Murderer and deserves jail time for killing her husband. They also may either start dressing in their God’s wardrobe.

Person A: “I practice Christianity. What religion do you practice?”

Person B: Practice? The hell you mean “practice”? I don’t practice my religion. I advance in my religion which is called “Exoticism” and people like me are Tiger Lovers and are advocates for justice which is why we want that bitch, Carole Baskin in prison for murdering her husband.”